Yaresmi Landin

 

 

 
Height: 5’3″
Weight:117
Hair color:Brown
Hair length: Long
Eye color:Brown
Ethnicity: Latina (Cuban & Nicaraguan mixed)
Location:Miami FL baby
Do you have any children: Yes, I have one she’s  10 years old & looks like my little sister!
Facebook Page:https://www.facebook.com/yare305
Web Link: https://www.facebook.com/yare305?ref=tn_tnmn
Fun facts: I’m a nurse, I am a Master Trainer of a technology named RF (Radio Frequency)
What are your measurements? 34D,26,36
How old are you? 28 & NOT counting
Birthplace: Miami YOOO
Current Location: Kendall
Birthday: June 27, 1984 I’m a Cancer baby!!
Left or Right handed: Right handed
Nickname: Yare
Athletic Ability: I work out 4 days a week, I consider myself healthy and fit.
AREA OF EXPERTISE: Medicine
OBSESSIONS:I’m addicted to INK & books that have to do with Metaphysical studies. =)
STRENGTHS: I have the ability to motivate young woman get their goals on the move.
WEAKNESSES: I always end up putting myself last!
TRAGIC FLAW: I always want perfection

I AM THE IDEAL WOMAN BECAUSE: I am educated, compassionate, sympathetic,  optimist, hard working, “low maintenance girl”
I AM NOT THE IDEAL WOMAN BECAUSE: I curse like a sailor!

WHY GIRLS RULE: plenty of reasons, * our bf clothes makes us look elfin & gorgeous, when guys look like idiots in girls’ cloths, * taxis stop for us * we can cry and get off speeding fines* We got off the Titanic ship first!

ADVICE FOR DEALING WITH A GIRL LIKE YOU: Always be honest and LISTEN TO THE WORDS THAT COME OUT OF MY MOUTH!
What do you get complimented on the most ? My smile
What do you think is your best feature? My smile
Where did you grow up? Sweetwater, Miami FL
How did you get into modeling? I lost a few pounds after my baby and won a photoshoot, after I got the pictures back I was AMAZED on how beautiful I looked. I never saw myself so “Hott”
What are some of the projects you’ve had a chance to be a part of? Building my business in Miami, casted for the Ultimate Miami Girl Search
What other projects will we be seeing you in soon? I’m always looking for new projects, but as of right now I’m working on the Ultimate Miami Girl Competition. Voting started!

So what have you learned NOT to do since you’ve been in the biz? If it sounds too good to be true, THEN IS PROBABLY IS!
Where do you want to go with your modeling? Get Published in magazines. ie: Inked Girls

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? I see myself owning a few businesses, by then I see my modeling career very successful maybe be sponsored by an energy drink or something along those lines.
Do you have a website?  working on it. www.misspatrone.com

Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner? Lunch

Favorite movie of all time? the Notebook. yes totally a chic flick
Are you a good dancer? i seem to think so
What would you do to spice things up for your relationship? role play
What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever done? OMG you guy had to put this questions on here… I hope my mom doesn’t actually read this..LOL but I had sex with my fiancé while he was driving 80 miles an hour down the 836 Miami Expressway.. yes crazy and NOT responsible thank GOD we got home safe! =)
Do looks mean a lot to you when you’re looking at the opposite sex? I think what’s in your head matters more, if he’s hot but nothing upstairs it’s bad because eventually you get bored of just looking!

What type of man / woman do you like? I like a man who is dependable, honest, hardworking, has morals and believes in marriage.

Are you the romantic laid back type or are you the aggressive “gimme sex NOW!” type? I’m a little of both actually.

Turn ons: a good smelling man

Turn offs: long toe nails,bad breath
What do you like to listen to? Oldies 70-90’s music
What’s in your CD player now? kings of lions, jay z, maroon 5, Pitbull, Kornbred, Micheal Jackson, Senatra.. I listen to it all
What did you listen to growing up? New kids on the block.

What’s your favorite gadget / toy? My smart phone
Are you into video games? I like shooting games, or missions
Is there anything that really pisses you off? People who lie

What makes you the most happy? The love i have for & from God and my family
What do you do for fun when you’re not modeling? I keep myself busy am a mother, wife, daughter, and a business owner.

Tell me the sexiest date I can take you on under $50…because we are in a recession lol? go to publix and get steamed shrimp, $ 10 wine & roses, dollar store has candles. Go home and spread the rose petals on the floor, light candles and dim the lights and feed me! lol.. I am definitely a “hopeless romantic” girl.

Are you a designer label type of girl? I’m not materialistic and but I do appreciate the nicer things in life.

Thong or Granny Panties or Nothing at all? ALL OF THE ABOVE depends on the occasion and the day.

Sex or Shopping? Sex while shopping??

Long hair or short hair? LONG HAIR
Tongue kiss or peck? Tongue kiss <3 much more passionate

Make love or quickie? both are AWESOME

Does “size matter”? which ever girl says “NO” is a liar, because the answer is YES!!
Screamer / moaner or quiet as a mouse? Moaner and screamer ( if the neighbors aren’t home)
What’s the first thing that comes to mind when I say:
No _____fucking________ package
Live like Queen

I want to Eat

My dream is to _____________

Love or Lust? Love

Wild or tame?WILD

One person or the “more the merrier”? ONE

Favorite time of the year? JUNE

MY PHILOSOPHY OF SEX:

MY PHILOSOPHY OF LOVE:Love plays an enormous & avoidable role in our cultures. Love is discussed in songs, films, novels. I believe it’s a constant theme of a maturing & vibrant theme of youth.

MY PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE: I am a person who studies metaphysics, I am a believer in the phenomena within the universe.

I SHOULD BE ON THE COVER OF PURE CASH MAGAZINE BECAUSE: I believe I should get the chance to be on the cover of Pure Cash magazine because I will be a great addition to represent your magazine with sass, class, sexiness,  I am a fun, reliable, outgoing, determine, hardworking. Having me on the cover will attract more fans because I am a fresh new face to the industry, I have a unique look that people find intriguing.

If I gave you the floor to do shout outs, promotions, or whatever. Who would make that list? I would give a shout out to the strongest woman I know and look up to my mom Daysi, my brother Yorlan for always having my back, my daughter Cassidy for being my motivation to want more and do more, and finally my husband Tony Patrone for ALWAYS pushing me when I wanted to give up, for taking everything I threw at him.

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