Why do clowns get paid over $100 per hour but new artists don’t get paid to perform or even get in free at times? Why do artists continue to give out CD’s written in Sharpie and expect to get heard and possibly even signed? Why does the new iPhone not let you send multiple texts or text pictures? Why do up and coming producers think it’s ok to charge the up and coming artists so much? Why do so many up and coming models have an attitude as if they were Cindy Crawford? Why does One Model Place have so many disclosures? Why doesn’t somebody tell Miss New York she will NEVER find a man? Why doesn’t Flavor Flav have a celebrity boxing match with Chance? Why doesn’t Keshia Cole pose nude for Playboy? Why don’t people smile more? Why are all the guys dressing so tight now? What’s up with all these chains hanging off your pants?  Why is it ok to pay over $100 for an Ed Hardy shirt but you won’t buy a local artist CD for $5? Why are Wal-Mart lines always so long? Why do the beeper machines at expensive restaurants always have something wrong with them? Why does everybody rap now? Why do girls with no butts wear Apple Bottom jeans? Why did I write this? Why don’t you know what a meta tag is? Why do I always get a flat when I got so much sh*t in the trunk? Why is Lil Wayne on everyone’s latest release? Why don’t the real DJ’s get more props? Why don’t emcees learn how to freestyle? Why does everyone have a mixtape out? Why don’t we start building more websites and stop making myspace rich? Why don’t people start appreciating things more? Why don’t they make payola legal so it can be taxed and regulated? Why is everybody supposedly grinding? Why is there a new reality show coming out every 3 seconds? Why have Disney prices gotten so expensive? Why don’t all the Independent artists in the city unite and have an INDEPENDENTS day parade? Why don’t we have a Pure Cash Magazine/ Orlando Hip Hop awards show in 2008?-cg